Sexy, friendly, sarcastic, attractive, high drive, DDF, HWP couple seeks similar. Sex with one another is fun af. It’s always spectacular, and we hope we can get a couple or single that can keep up. Couples, single women, and single men only. No cheaters, no cross dressers, no people out of our age range, no people old enough to be our parents, and definitely no people from nowhere near us. Our marriage is overwhelmingly stable. No bs or any other issues here. We can take it or leave it with this lifestyle. All we ask is that you give us incentive to meeting and sharing one another. Sec life is spectacular already, so no need for people to contact us bragging about what they can do. You haven’t met us, apparently. I don’t mean to sound arrogant, but if the videos I’ve watched on here are any indication of y’all’s sex skills, it’s a wonder you get any at all. Seriously. We have busy lives. Our only possible NIGHTS to play are Fridays and Saturdays. That’s it! We always get moronic guys acting like we can just drop what we’re doing on a school night to drive to Spring and play, or they think they’ll drive here. Don’t you have lives? lol. We don’t operate that way. We always meet first over dinner and chat, get a feel for you, and reach a decision after the end of the evening. I know that a fair amount of you, especially men, have no morals, no standards, but we don’t just hook up. After we meet, we have to evaluate you, and maybe schedule something for the next evening the next day, or we need to schedule for some other time. We’re not sorry for this personal policy, and don’t care if you don’t like it. Abide by our rules, and we’ll abide by yours. Shoot us an email if interested. We’ll send one back to you if we like what we read and see in your profile.

My Ideal Person We’d like to find a great, outgoing couple beaming with confidence and with some reasonable experience. Too much experience is super questionable. lol. be sexy, be enthusiastic, be experienced and knowledgeable about this lifestyle. The last thing we need is another couple with limited to no experience. We have had a threesome. It wasn’t all that.

We’re pretty cautious about who we choose, but for some of y’all it would a fucking act of Congress to get a date set up. Don’t be a prima-donna. This isn’t rocket surgery, okay? lol. Take a deep breath, hit us up, and let’s plan something.

Singles must be single. No cheaters. For you slow people, that means no married men or women.

Don’t live far away and don’t be traveling through town. We’re not cops or EMT’s on call 24/7, so we’re not gonna just come out and boink just because you want to. Also, do not be young enough to be our kid, or old enough to be our parents.

Have a great personality and actually be attractive. Don’t be ugly and don’t look physically incompatible with us. At times, it’s a stretch to find good people on here, but it’s always worth a try. I won’t give up hope. Wife trusts my judgment.

Buuuuuut let’s be straight up here: most of you have no intention of ever meeting. We get lots of people saying they want to meet, but when we can’t meet within an hour “given” to us, they disappear, never to be heard from again. Our schedules aren’t open like that. With proper planning, we can do this.