masturbation v oral sex
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Posted:May 4, 2016 10:25 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2016 7:55 pm
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Though Masturbation is a touchy subject
Oral sex is a matter of taste
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Today is May the 4th
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Posted:May 4, 2016 8:06 pm
Last Updated:May 6, 2016 4:01 pm
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May the 4th be with you...
...so does that mean tomorrow is May, Revenge of the 5th 
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Happy 420
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Posted:Apr 20, 2016 4:24 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2016 10:33 am
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Happy
420
ya mahn
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Three Nuns
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Posted:Apr 20, 2016 11:32 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2016 9:47 am
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Three nuns were driving on a dark road one night when they were struck by a truck and killed.
OK
So the nuns go up to heaven and there they meet with St. Peter, the gatekeeper to heaven
As each nun approaches the pearly gates St. Peter looks at them--
"Sisters, you have led a blessed life, but before I admit you into heaven you must answer one question" says the holy gatekeeper, and then adds "But if you fail to answer correctly you will be sent to hell."
As the first nun approaches, St. Peter asks her the entrance question
"Who were Adam and Eve?" inquires St. Peter of the nun
The first nun smiles a bit and says with bold confidence
"They were the first man and woman on earth, St. Peter"
Trumpets then blare and the pearly gates open wide and the nun crosses over into heaven
The second nun now steps up at St. Peter's pulpit and gets prepared to receive her question
St. Peter then asks her " What is the forbidden fruit?"
The second nun confidently says "an Apple"
Trumpets blare and the pearly gates open for her and she crosses into heaven
So the third nun (the one driving) goes up to the pulpit in all her brashness and says "St. Peter I am ready to receive my question"
St. Peter, not liking her brashness looks sternly at her and says:
"Your question; What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
The nun looks at St. Peter, then at her sisteren on the other side of the gates, then looks back at St. Peter with a bit of nervousness on her face
After a moment the nun hesitantly replies:
"Gee, That's a hard one"
Then the trumpets blare and the pearly gates open up and she crosses into heaven
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For tax season
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Posted:Apr 16, 2016 10:45 am
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2016 6:19 pm
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You think that I can write this off...
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Days of the week
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Posted:Apr 15, 2016 8:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2016 4:25 pm
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Sometimes, the week can be a long grind. So, every day I look forward to something ....
Masturbation Monday
Twosome Tuesday
Wet Wednesday
Threesome Thursday
Foreplay Friday
Sexy Saturday
....And on the seventh day....
He Rested 
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Sex is finally accepted as The Olympic Sport
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Posted:Apr 6, 2016 11:17 am
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2016 12:38 pm
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Since today marks the anniversary of the first Olympic Games in Athens 120 years ago...
...Don't you think it's time that sex was added as an Olympic Sport
Events are:
Freeform Cunnilingus
2 and 4 girl Blowjobbing
Team Sex
Competitive 69ing
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April Fools
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Posted:Apr 1, 2016 9:52 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2016 8:06 am
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So who says that size doesn't matter!
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Why don't we do it in the road
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Posted:Mar 31, 2016 10:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2016 11:28 am
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Met up with a friend of mine and we went back to her place for drinks.
She lives on this deserted street that rarely has any street traffic.
This particular night was no different as when we get together it always leads so some steamy hot sex. This time, however she wanted to do it outside.
Fine. It's a nice night out, fucking under the stars, with a cool SoCal breeze seems real nice, romantic-like.
So out we went, taking out nude bodies out the middle of the street to have "some fun"
We were getting real into it when I noticed headlights in the distance. It was one of those straight vans with the loud horns. As it got closer it must've notices us and began blowing...it's horn.
I heard it but didn't move
She heard it and said keep going
Again the horn blew and again we maintained our position in the middle of the road.
The horn blew for a third time. Then we heard the slight screeching of breaks, not big, but big enough to know that this dude was pissed off he had stop in the middle of the road.
At this point my friend got up off of me, with a look of complete satisfaction on her face, a big ole smile and a bit dazed.
"WHAT THE HELL, DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME HONKING, I COULD'VE RUN YOU OVER....I SHOULD'VE. GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN STREET!"
The truck driver yelled. Then adding
"WHY DIDN'T YOU MOVE WHEN I HONKED???!!!"
My friend looked down at me as I was getting up, then looked at the truck, then smiled and looked at the driver and calmly stated:
Well, you were coming, I was coming and he was coming...
...But you were the only one with brakes!
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Trip to Hong Kong
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Posted:Mar 24, 2016 4:09 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2016 10:30 pm
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Hi,
So I just got back from Hong Kong. My girl buddy and I were walking along the waterfront in a popular touristy part of town. As we were walking there must have been a billion sidewalk vendors.
This one old dude wanted to draw our picture. You know the kind where he makes your facial features all funny.
So he says he needs us in a pose so he can draw that.
Well instead of the old boring two people sitting and smiling we decided to do something that no other couple had ever done.
The guy was amazed and soon a crowd started forming, looking at us because we were so hot...
this was the picture he drew---
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Happy Spring
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Posted:Mar 20, 2016 9:35 am
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2016 3:56 pm
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First day of spring was christened with a 7 hour sexy party! mmmmmmmmmm
How did you celebrate the start of the sexiest season of them all? {=}
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3-14
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Posted:Mar 15, 2016 2:39 pm
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2016 2:47 am
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Happy
Pie
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