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I'd like to emcee an Orgy as Bacchus or Dionysus.
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Posted:Jun 27, 2021 12:47 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2021 9:58 pm
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Just a weird thought about how much fun it would be to the master of ceremonies at an Orgy dressed as either Dionysus or Bacchus. Both are gods of Wine and Fertility. I'd like to sit upon a golden recliner wearing a toga and watching everyone fucking and licking and having a good time.
Every now and then I'd say in my most imperial voice.... everyone change partners, or let's play a sex game, or you come here and fuck this person. In my best Roman Imperator voice of course!
I'd need some slave girls to peel and feed me grapes... and suck my dick while being fucked on my lap. Maybe straddle my face.
Yep!
A guy can dream can't he? 
C'mon... over 70 views and no comments! Leave comments, have fun!
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I need to meat someone new soon.
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Posted:Jun 20, 2021 9:07 am
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2023 9:47 pm
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I need to meat (oops I mean meet) someone soon.
Yes, I am pretending I didn't mean to write meat as a double entandre. But I did. It is pretty damn obvious.
It's a pretty lame joke. But did you laugh?
Did you laugh at me? Or with me?
Still need to meat someone though.... preferably someone who thinks I'm funny and likes there pussy licked. I don't don't mean their cat, last thing I want is hair balls.
Laugh damn you!!!!
Happy Mother Fuckers day to all you dads!
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I really thought she was a scammer!
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Posted:Jun 18, 2021 12:05 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2023 9:25 pm
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So in addition being a real kinky pervert on here I also have some more vanilla profiles on a few other dating websites. I am looking for someone long term, I am just hoping she is a seriously kinky sexually adventurous slutty over sexual lady. If you haven't read my page,m or my other blogs, I prefer a woman fucks other guys and either lets me participate with them both, or clean, or watch, or listen, or tells me about it later, I being a semi-cuckold because I don't need the humiliation part). Anyway, back the point... I'd like find a kinky chick fucks around for a long term relationship, but I do have some vanilla dating profiles because you never know, and this date the kinkiest babe I have ever been with came of of MySpace (this was before ... I miss the original MySpace.)
So I am on one of these sites and I like a woman. This particular site makes the woman make contact first... her add said, "I am looking for my forever, not a quick lay."
So of course I thought she was a scammer when her second me, after hello, was...
"I'm going be straight with you I am horny and want some good dick will you give me some like now  "
So thinking it was a scammer (and I like mess with scammers) I wrote, "Well, I'd love do that for you. But I have a feeling your going try get me do a "background verification" now... and I won't do that."
I am very good a sensing scammers and I love screw with them and then turn them in so they can't scam others.
Imagine my surprise when this came back, "LOL No, I just want some dick come give me some"
It took a few more texts, but I eventually realized she was 0% real and cute as . She is an oil field worker and stays at a work camp then goes home out of state after her hitch. I have no idea what made her choose me, my vanilla profile said nothing about sex at the time, although I have recently added the word 'kinky".
I have seen her four times since then. So, I am still 0% on guard against scammers. But they are not all scammers.
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Disclaimers and Gaurentees
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Posted:Jun 5, 2021 6:20 pm
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2021 6:22 pm
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I got to spend some fantastic time today with a truly excellent couple. an not going to give you a blow by blow or tell some sexy story because what we did was our business. I'll say it was great and I hope they feel the same. It was my first time with a couple in years and they were the perfect people to meet.
But it did give me the idea that I'd like to add some disclaimers and guarantees for anyone wonderful enough to let me into their play time....or more.
DISCLAIMERS
* not a stud.
* not the best dick you'll ever have.
* not hung like a bull
* Sometimes I get nervous. Sometimes (hopefully on extremely rare occasions) dicky don't.
Those are the disclaimers. If you are looking for just a sex toy that is not new. I won't send a dick pic unless asked. not going to claim I can make someone or squirt because everyone is different. Although I love giving oral and think talented I don't know someone's likes and dislikes the first time and not going to assume. Its great when people tell me though...
With that in mind here are my guarantees.
* going to listen to and respect all limits.
* going to ask questions about you and try to get to know you.
* going to make you laugh
* going to tell you what I like and my limits also.
*We can talk about things other then sex
* going to do everything I can to make sure we all have fun
* going to do my best to make you whether it's with my hands, mouth, dick, feet or bad jokes.
* kinkier then most people so let reiterate, I'll respect your rules.
* If you want a friend or of the bedroom for real I can do that also.
* If it's a one time thing tell me and I won't bother you or get offended.
* I won't talk about you or what we did behind your back.
Lastly - I'll appreciate you letting me share this part of your life and won't take it for granted.
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It just tastes better...😛
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Posted:May 22, 2021 11:44 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2021 9:48 pm
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This may be controversial. Its just an opinion... and before I say it everyone should know as long as the pussy is clean it tastes pretty damn good.
That being said... I think non-smokers pussies taste better. Just a little hit fresher and cleaner.
Kinda of like when a guy eats pineapple I have always heard his cum tastes better. In fact I've eaten pineapple just for that purpose. 😈
I've been with many women and couples on this site (years ago, not on this account) . Light smoking was never a deal breaker.. but in my humble opinion non-smokers taste better. I also dated two smokers in my life, and during those times they quit I could definitely tell a big difference. Just a personal observation. 💯%
Of course light smoking isn't a deal breaker for a hook up. I'll still lick it until you make me stop. Everytime. 😛😛😛
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