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Would You Put THAT In Your Mouth... On A DARE... ðĶâ
Would You Put THAT In Your Mouth... On A DARE... ðĶâ Who says hospital food sucks? My niece is a nurse at one of the mega hospitals in this city, and it's got a fantastic world-class food court. It's nestled beneath a fifty-foot high, glass atrium along a wide hallway of vine-covered red brick walls in an inviting space that murmurs â 'Why dontcha sit a spell.' I was early, and you know me and my restless feet â so I walked around. I trudged along through a maze of pastel green halls and offered an encouraging smile and a thumbs up to those who looked like they needed one. Eventually, I'd drifted into the emergency waiting room, and that's when I saw her â sitting in a wheelchair. She was a young girl with a chrome hood ornament stuck in her mouth. [* NO, I don't know what type of car it came from; I should have asked. *] I wondered what might provoke someone to shove something like THAT down one's throat, and then it dawned on me â it must have been a dare. Which reminded me of one I'd lived through many years ago. I was ten years old, lying naked on a table in the basement of my neighbour's house, Rosanne. She and her assistant, Giovanna, were both eleven and had volunteered to give me a free medical exam; I obliged. When they got down to that sensitive rigid twig between my legs, I thought of something my best friend Bobby had told me. His older brother had told Bobby â so it HAD to be true. I shared Bobby's comment with my physicians. "Ya know, if you lick it, it tastes just like a cherry lollipop." Rosanne and Giovanna both stopped and stared at me. "No, it doesn't," they exclaimed. "Yes, it does. Bobby's brother told him so, and he told me," I replied, quite sure of myself. Rosanne confronted her assistant, Giovanna. "I dare you to." Ya don't wanna mess with a spunky Italian girl who's got three brothers and doesn't take shit from anyone. With a confident glare, she leaned down between my thighs, licked and then waited a few seconds; as if to test the theory. Rosanne spoke again. "Ya gotta lick it more than once â like a lollipop," she insisted with authority. Giovanna nodded and dove in with gusto. Now, if it wasn't for the fact that we all heard the front door opening and Rosanne's mom calling us into the kitchen for popsicles, I might have had a 'happy ending'. As it was, I'd felt the most incredible sensations ever â in my time on the planet! "It doesn't taste like cherry," whispered Giovanna to Rosanne as we all scampered up those stairs for our treats. They wheeled 'hood ornament girl' into a private room as I looked at my watch. I'd be late, so I quickly headed back to the food court, where my niece greeted me. Our meals were 'ta die for,' and we both grinned ear to ear as we were draped with the international aromas of haute cuisine. I sat there smiling, savouring my 'casu marzu' (maggot cheese) and grilled octopus while thinking about HOW they ever extracted that hood ornament from that girl's mouth. Geez, the strange things people will shove up and into holes and cavities of their bodies, huh? ............................ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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That 'maggot cheese' dish (a Sardinian delicacy) is very safe to eat, as long as those maggots are STILL alive.ðŪ I'm pretty open minded when it comes to trying different foods â as long as it tastes good. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Are you an adventurous diner or do you prefer traditional, meat and potato, type foods? ðĪ Chocolate crickets anyone? ðĶ â ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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4/20/2021 11:58 am |
wow.
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I can only imagine Giovanna's reaction if she had gotten to the center of your Tootsie Pop! I am daring in some areas and not so much in others ... food is one of those not so daring things. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Food , somewhat adventurous, no thanks to the maggot cheese, thought was only served in Italy?
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wow. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Octopus ð is GREAT! I think it's about texture as much as it is about flavor. So... chocolate, huh? lol ð True! My daughter went to Thailand last year and described all the tiny beasts she tried. Ever have chocolate covered crickets? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I can only imagine Giovanna's reaction if she had gotten to the center of your Tootsie Pop! I am daring in some areas and not so much in others ... food is one of those not so daring things. I'll betcha with a dollop of the right sauce, any food is palatable, no? ðĪ â â ð ð· ð· ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Food , somewhat adventurous, no thanks to the maggot cheese, thought was only served in Italy? True... THAT dish originates in Sardinia. How did you know? ðĪ I'm a huge fan of any Mediterranean dish... you? ââðð·ð· ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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4/20/2021 2:42 pm |
Hummmmm
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Hummmmm ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'll put the brakes on eating RAW grubs like that guy on the 'nature survivor tough guy' show. Ugh... I once watched him elk testicles, and grubs the size of my thumb. On the out-takes of the show â he threw up both times. The camera crew was laughing hysterically in the background. I gotta find me some crickets! Damn closures here, otherwise I would patrol the streets. lol ð I imagine snails in garlic butter is a no-brainer for you? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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'Thermometers' man.... that's what life's all about....
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4/20/2021 3:40 pm |
Why eat octopus, where you live you go to the street and eat at the taco truck
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I think it's who you're paired with and how gentle they are with those menu suggestions. I understand where you're coming from. I'd cover it up in a rich, sweet and sour glaze... but... and yet... isn't that what food is all about? ðĪ Close your eyes and swallow. lol ð You know what I mean. ââð·ð·ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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'Thermometers' man.... that's what life's all about.... True... Cheers ð· ð· ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Why eat octopus, where you live you go to the street and eat at the taco truck And at the end of the day, doesn't most stuff taste like chicken? ðĪ Thanks for stopping by. Pop in any time. â ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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People will put any and everything in a body orifice. I'm not sure I understand the fascination.
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People will put any and everything in a body orifice. I'm not sure I understand the fascination. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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4/21/2021 7:28 pm |
Both of my hospital vacations had real good food. Low sodium dishes that were very filling and I lost weight every morning weigh in. I've heard of that hood ornament girl, always sucking the chrome off of car parts.
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Both of my hospital vacations had real good food. Low sodium dishes that were very filling and I lost weight every morning weigh in. I've heard of that hood ornament girl, always sucking the chrome off of car parts. So ya know that hood ornament do ya? Imagine getting THAT stuck in your throat? lol ð ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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