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Want To Have A Second Date? ❤️ Don't Do THIS... After The First... 😮
Want To Have A Second Date? ❤️ Don't Do THIS... After The First... 😮 It was morning and snow had begun fall in blinding white clumps. Traffic was snarled as I watched my wipers flip back and forth... and back and forth. My daze was suddenly fractured - by a gaggle of obnoxiously cheerful radio voices; "And we have, Steve on the line." Steve, turned out be a lucky contestant for the daily five hundred dollar - 'Valentine's Giveaway'. Steve's perfect first date with a woman (Cindy), never materialized into another rendezvous. I listened to his tale of an exciting, whimsical evening of wining and dining and dancing... and then Steve had been ignored; seemingly, without cause. The contest prize? Get Steve and Cindy back on track with a lavish all expense paid, second chance. The radio hosts would try and reach Cindy and put her on the air. They advised stay tuned. Snow fell heavily as I sat there in my car. I took their advice... and waited. Like, I had a fricken choice? There's a hush that leans in and fills your mind, when you're driving on roads with a cushion of snow on them. You glide in muffled slow motion, as if on plush blankets of thick cotton... sliding - more or less where you aim. I aimed away from the ditch and followed the lights of the cars in front of me. It was hypnotic ; a soothing silencer for the crazy chatter normally filling my head. My tiny state of nirvana fizzled ; when guess who, came on 'live radio'? Ya got it - Cindy! She was confused at first and then too shy and nervous to say much about anything. But those hosts kept pushing and finally provoked an answer with a blunt question; "Cindy... Steve thought that it was a great first date. Why didn't you ever see him again?" "It was a wonderful night. We had a great time. I'd never met anyone like him. I thought... and then..." Cindy stammered. The radio hosts pushed harder. "And then what? WHAT happened?" "The next day, he sends me a message with a fucking dick pic." Gotta love Montreal radio - no filters. Her remark was greeted with shock and laughter. Things got worse when Steve's voice chimed into the conference call fray. "I didn't mean anything bad by it. I just wanted to show you what to expect and..." And Cindy... concluded the conversation by hanging up. Dial tone... more laughter and shock, resonated through my speakers. The radio hosts weren't done yet ; asking Steve if his 'little fella' was alert in that picture he'd sent. Steve replied with ; "Well if you wanna get someone's attention, you're not sending a ship out to sea at half mast." So... the key to getting a 'second' date IS - don't flash a dick pic, after the 'first' date. Good safety tip. I'm sure there are others, aren't there? The car in front of me had stalled. I didn't care. I was still laughing... while wondering who'd be on tomorrow's show. Perhaps, I'd be able to pick up more dating advice? ........................................ . .. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Well... I don't know if I'll hear a more candid and revealing live - 'on air' phone call. Radio isn't dead yet! At least - not in this city. Everyone has their first date nightmares. Do you have any worthy ones? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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A lot of people HATE winter driving. My car is equipped with winter tires that'll cut a trail through the Arctic. I actually look forward to being able to slalom around parking lots and pull donuts at ease and... in total control. Sort of... lol 😂 😮 Do you enjoy driving in the snow or in slippery conditions? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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he should have known not to do that
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2/13/2020 7:31 am |
Personally I hate winter driving and will do anything to avoid it. Once those flakes start falling I go into turtle mode. Enjoy yourself
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You know I have to agree with Cindy here, that wouldn't be what I would want to get in a text either. I think getting to know one another, on a more intimate level first to see if their is Chemistry would be the ideal thing. Steve should of taken advantage of that on their first date. And instead of sending a dick pic, he should of texted her with: Good morning beautiful I had a really great time on our date last night and I would like to get together with you for a second date. What a great read this morning, and how I wish we got snow here, I can't wait to move to some place where we can actually enjoy some snow. I hope you have a great day..
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Myself I miss driving in the snow. Seeing a dick picture will not get you a first date with me or a second come to think of it not even a third.
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Poor Steve. He should know that dick pics are sent as a reminder not a preview. I don't mind driving in the snow. I know that how fast you can stop is more important than how fast you can go. So, I take my time, and wave at the guy in the ditch, who passed me earlier. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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His stupidity would turn me off more than the dick pic.
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This is funny as hell. Steve should not have been a Dick.
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That is hilarious. The part about winning a Valentine's prize brought back a memory. But since I'm perennially stumped for blog topics,, I think I'll make it my own blog post My first Ay FF date was a real disaster. The dude was a non-stop talker, and, after a couple drinks he started trying to convince me to come over to his love den. I made an escape. Apparently he didn't pick up on my dislike because he sent this message the following day: 'Oh, I forgot to ask whether you're on birth control. Because condoms are expensive and I don't want to be a father again."
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he should have known not to do that Drop by any time. 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Personally I hate winter driving and will do anything to avoid it. Once those flakes start falling I go into turtle mode. Enjoy yourself ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Oooo... Scary story. Hey... Aren't you going on a blind date soon? 🤔 Be vigilant. Ok? ❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You know I have to agree with Cindy here, that wouldn't be what I would want to get in a text either. I think getting to know one another, on a more intimate level first to see if their is Chemistry would be the ideal thing. Steve should of taken advantage of that on their first date. And instead of sending a dick pic, he should of texted her with: Good morning beautiful I had a really great time on our date last night and I would like to get together with you for a second date. What a great read this morning, and how I wish we got snow here, I can't wait to move to some place where we can actually enjoy some snow. I hope you have a great day.. Snow? Come over here. We'll spin around. You'll have a blast... your husband would get dizzy. lol 😂 😮 👍 🔥 💦 😎❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Myself I miss driving in the snow. Seeing a dick picture will not get you a first date with me or a second come to think of it not even a third. isn't that third date - the magic one? Where all is revealed? 🤔 That's what I've heard. 😎💕🔥⛵ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Poor Steve. He should know that dick pics are sent as a reminder not a preview. I don't mind driving in the snow. I know that how fast you can stop is more important than how fast you can go. So, I take my time, and wave at the guy in the ditch, who passed me earlier. Okie dokie... I've taken notes. 🙂 Oh... I've seen THOSE guys... You drive in the snow? 🤔 🔥 So ya like the slide do ya? 😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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His stupidity would turn me off more than the dick pic. So... second chances don't exist? 🤔 What if he was really... really nice? 🙄 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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That is hilarious. The part about winning a Valentine's prize brought back a memory. But since I'm perennially stumped for blog topics,, I think I'll make it my own blog post My first Ay FF date was a real disaster. The dude was a non-stop talker, and, after a couple drinks he started trying to convince me to come over to his love den. I made an escape. Apparently he didn't pick up on my dislike because he sent this message the following day: 'Oh, I forgot to ask whether you're on birth control. Because condoms are expensive and I don't want to be a father again." So you prefer the silent type? 🤔 ❗🍒 Blog post idea? Sure... go for it. ☺️I'll look forward to reading it. 😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Guys who aren't used to playing the game... are usually guilty of premature dick pics. 😎 Yep.. I understand. No second chances for those? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Sounds like he had a budget. So you prefer the silent type? 🤔 ❗🍒 Blog post idea? Sure... go for it. ☺️I'll look forward to reading it. 😎 The non-stop talker dude...he would try to give the impression of give and take conversation by asking me a question. And then he'd interrupt me in the middle of my answer to continue his monologue!
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A lot of people HATE winter driving. My car is equipped with winter tires that'll cut a trail through the Arctic. I actually look forward to being able to slalom around parking lots and pull donuts at ease and... in total control. Sort of... lol 😂 😮 Do you enjoy driving in the snow or in slippery conditions? 🤔
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LMAO! @ Poor Steve. He should know that dick pics are sent as a reminder not a preview.
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2/13/2020 4:04 pm |
That was funny, people do some stupid shit sometimes! Paul, you have a knack on telling a story.
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I once had a first date text me a picture of his bondage toys after the date and asked me if we could use them on the second date. Yikes....
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2/14/2020 4:14 am |
I once had a first date text me a picture of his bondage toys after the date and asked me if we could use them on the second date. Yikes....
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