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Some Action... Is Better Than NO Action At All... ððĨ
Some Action... Is Better Than NO Action At All... ððĨ I was at the office the other day, chiseling through files on my des Without warning... there was a power failure in the whole building. The lights went off, all the computer screens went dark and the ventilation system sputtered, then purred ... a dead halt. Everything went completely silent... and blac One second later, a loud groan rushed out in unison - from every person there. A man in an agitated voice shouted... "O My phone's not working and my screen's not working. They're BOTH not working for fucks sake!" A minute later... the power surged back on with a loud hum. Everything and everyone, roared life. I heard a man yell ; " OK . I'm good. It's ALL good. They WORK now." I stood up from my chair to see who HE was - but, I already knew. Every company has one, don't they? It was time for lunch. I walked into the cafeteria and paused. Someone, was percolating some fish stew in the microwave - again . I looked around and saw the ladies huddled over by the windows. I decided to join them and sat down. Brenda grinned... with her mouth full ; Silvie and Latoya were engaged in a discussion. I unwrapped my food. Black forrest ham with lettuce, mayo and dijon, with a slice of provolone - on a ciabatta bun - and a fresh tomato on the side. The women... entertained me with their conversation. "It's been so long, I forget what it feels like, ya know? I'm not getting ANY . So I made a doctor's appointment, to see my gyno. Some action is better than NO action," declared Silvie to her compatriots, who laughed and nodded. The girls stood up and waved goodbye. I was left alone, by the windows ; munching on my sandwich and chewing on my thoughts. My reflections were eventually interrupted... it was him . He'd seen the empty spots next to . I bundled up my crumbs and smiled as he sat down. He grinned and spoke... "Hey Paul... Did you guys have a power failure where you were today?" I sit, in the cubical behind him. "No. Our part of the building wasn't touched at all," I replied smiling, then waved. That's how we roll here - we wave . As I walked back to the office, my reflections... continued : Some action, is better than NO action. Really? There's NO way, I'm calling my proctologist. Perhaps that 'gyno' thing is different... for women... ... and who's fricking fish was still fizzling in the micro?ðķ ........................................ . .. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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I think I'd rather have NO action than visiting my proctologist - he's old and he's got FAT fingers. ðŪ Now... I've never had a prostate exam with a female doctor. Hmmm.. Can you ask for one of those when ya sign up for the test? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I think company cafeterias should have a - 'no fish in the microwave' rule. ðĪð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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12/19/2019 1:09 pm |
Paul, you have good way of telling a story. You keep your audience interest!
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Yea I don't think that's a fun kind of action at all, so I would have to pass on that one. I did smirk though when I read that and shook my head. Thanks for sharing this and so glad ya'll got the power working again. And like you I love a good Ciabatta roll, with ham or turkey and provolone cheese as it tastes so good on them. I hope you continue to enjoy the rest of your day..
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I have never thought of my Doctor's appointments as sexually exciting. I just want them to be over as quickly as possible. Dealing with stinky cooking smells at work was often pretty nauseating. Pretty hard hard to control what people could bring in. No fish? No hard-boiled eggs? No cabbage? No curry? Most important was that they clean up after themselves.
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I doubt that there will be much difference between the male urologist or a female urologist when it comes to a prostate exam. The finger might be smaller, but the urologist sees it only as an exam, not anything else. My urologist has a younger woman that is interning and believe me, you won't get excited in that settling.
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Here's a thought âĶ if going to the gynecologist, is considered "action" then what does that say about me? My gyn was also my boss. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I won't be able to look at my Dr again after reading this.
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Paul, you have good way of telling a story. You keep your audience interest! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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12/19/2019 3:56 pm |
This guy in your office sounds familiar ............. does he have a lot of .... Nosehairs?
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Yea I don't think that's a fun kind of action at all, so I would have to pass on that one. I did smirk though when I read that and shook my head. Thanks for sharing this and so glad ya'll got the power working again. And like you I love a good Ciabatta roll, with ham or turkey and provolone cheese as it tastes so good on them. I hope you continue to enjoy the rest of your day.. When your computer dies, it's always a pain. You'd probably know THAT feeling. ðĨïļð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I have never thought of my Doctor's appointments as sexually exciting. I just want them to be over as quickly as possible. Dealing with stinky cooking smells at work was often pretty nauseating. Pretty hard hard to control what people could bring in. No fish? No hard-boiled eggs? No cabbage? No curry? Most important was that they clean up after themselves. So... no gyno for you. Check. Unless... it was a game... and your lover was your doctor? ð·ðĨðĨðĨ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I doubt that there will be much difference between the male urologist or a female urologist when it comes to a prostate exam. The finger might be smaller, but the urologist sees it only as an exam, not anything else. My urologist has a younger woman that is interning and believe me, you won't get excited in that settling. I'm always hoping for that female doctor who locks the door behind me , peels off her clothes and says... "I'm leaving medicine... but not before I.." ðĪðĨð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Here's a thought âĶ if going to the gynecologist, is considered "action" then what does that say about me? My gyn was also my boss. So... where dja wanna start? Or should we just make an appointment for you, next Tuesday? I'm not a REAL psychologist but I can pretend to be one. ðķðĨ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I won't be able to look at my Dr again after reading this. Picture me - a friend - at the other end of that speculum.ð And you'll be fine... Sort of... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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This guy in your office sounds familiar ............. does he have a lot of .... Nosehairs? Don't these men ALL, belong to a club of some sort? ðĪ I'm sure you've met a member... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'd rather have no action than go to the gyno... Yikes. Maybe it's because I had a cancer scare...
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I had a hot dentist once. ðĨMaybe it's different for a guy... ðĪ She kept leaning over me and... brushing against me and nudging me. She was squishing her (uh... you know) 'them' up against me, throughout that WHOLE fricken root canal. I wish... I could have enjoyed it... a bit more. So.. besides that... I hear pennies falling. âĪïļð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'd rather have no action than go to the gyno... Yikes. Maybe it's because I had a cancer scare... Well... perhaps I watch too much porn. I was thinking of that OTHER scene. I understand... ðķ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'm pretty sure no one thinks of a visit to the gyno as "action". I mean, that's like me saying "no one's touched my boobs for a while, guess I'll schedule a mammogram". But we older ladies definitely can be prone to making those kind of jokes about our (mostly nonexistent) sex lives.
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I'm pretty sure no one thinks of a visit to the gyno as "action". I mean, that's like me saying "no one's touched my boobs for a while, guess I'll schedule a mammogram". But we older ladies definitely can be prone to making those kind of jokes about our (mostly nonexistent) sex lives. Perhaps this is a generational thing? The women (I sat beside), were in their thirties... early forties... Maybe it's about a sense of adventure and self depricating humour? You have a pov, I'll never gain. Unless, I grow boobs and a vagina. What are the chances of that? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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12/19/2019 8:51 pm |
My gyno- who wears a bow tie- will say. Finger in the hole on 5,4,3,2...... in the hole! This way I am ready ðð ððū
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My gyno- who wears a bow tie- will say. Finger in the hole on 5,4,3,2...... in the hole! This way I am ready ðð ððū Really? That's what he says? lol I'd love, to have 'woman bits' for a day or so. Just to see what it feels like. Have you ever thought of what it might feel like to have male parts - on trial ? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ahhh... ð ð It would seem, right? ðŪ ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Octopus ð? Hmmm.. Reeeelee... Grilled octopus ð is GREAT! ð ð My recollection of octopus (grilled) is that it has NO order... or really mild. The guy was bullshitting... ð So... no more salmon, huh? ðĪ Oh well... lol ð ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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