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Looks Like I.m Going To Jail... Is Prison Sex... As Good As They Say It Is...🤔  

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
8/26/2019 7:39 pm

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lol.. I'm laughing out loud. Good one!
Drop by any time! 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
8/26/2019 7:42 pm

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I'm pretty sure that... won't work.
I'm figuring rehab... and electro shock... In six months or so... I should be normal... like everyone else.
Ya think ? 😗
You're normal..... right?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
8/27/2019 12:22 am

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I'm sure things will work out. Just an annoyance for sure... 😊
Only the first time? omg... I don't know if I should laugh or not... 😮


Annie_V 54F

8/27/2019 2:50 am

some days it must be exhausting in your brain
I adore the way you think

An orgasm a day , makes you so much happier at work and play


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
8/27/2019 6:47 am

    Quoting Annie_V:
    some days it must be exhausting in your brain
    I adore the way you think
Sometimes, I can't sleep at night because I hear voices.
And they're all talking SO loud. 😮
Ya ever hear them? 🤔
But at least, I'm entertained...


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
8/27/2019 7:54 am

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Good point! 👍 😊


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
8/27/2019 10:13 am

Don’t drop the soap 🧼 in the shower 🚿. Slippery when wet would take on a whole new meaning.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
8/27/2019 12:56 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Don’t drop the soap 🧼 in the shower 🚿. Slippery when wet would take on a whole new meaning.
Good safety tip. 👍 Thanks!
Any other's that come to mind...? Feel free to share.... lol 😂


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
8/27/2019 4:03 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Good safety tip. 👍 Thanks!
    Any other's that come to mind...? Feel free to share.... lol 😂
Start with the smallest and work your way up...…
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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
8/27/2019 4:22 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Start with the smallest and work your way up...…
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Ahh... oki doki...
I think I'll pass... 😊


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
8/28/2019 4:00 pm

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Eeee.... hmm... So I don't drop my soap, right? 😮 And bend over to pick it up?
Good thinking! 👍 😊
Have you ever tried, the back door? 🤔


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
8/28/2019 5:26 pm

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Hmmm.... I'll google it.
I guess I can flip on a porn site. And see how it's done.
Then again.. I don't really want that type of education.
Thanks for the soap idea. Although, I'm pretty sure, they won't let me walk in with my own stuff.
Hey.. maybe I'll get a book deal... My Life As A Prisoner...
I'll send you a copy....
Well.... we shared a laugh or two...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/28/2019 3:00 pm

Oh my... that was hilarious. Thankfully the hair brush was not needed.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/28/2019 4:13 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Oh my... that was hilarious. Thankfully the hair brush was not needed.
Thankfully! 👍
Have you ever... ugh... played in that domain? 🤔 🍌👍🍗🥧🦃🍀


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/29/2019 2:07 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Thankfully! 👍
    Have you ever... ugh... played in that domain? 🤔 🍌👍🍗🥧🦃🍀
On myself? I have not... I have allowed my partners to play there, though. I don't open myself up there to just anyone though.... has to be someone I really like.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/29/2019 8:39 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    On myself? I have not... I have allowed my partners to play there, though. I don't open myself up there to just anyone though.... has to be someone I really like.
"... someone I really like..."
OK point taken. I guess I haven't found anyone I like enough yet. 😶lol 😂


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