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If given a choice....
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If given a choice.... I'd pick shoving a dried out corn cob up my ass before watching the movie 'Anaconda' ever again. Now that's 89 minutes of my life that I'll never get back again. I've gotta wonder.... Just how in the hell did they get so many notable actors to star in such a cheesy movie?? Good God.... Between Jennifer Lopez's lack of eyebrows, Owen Wilson's yellow hair, Ice Cube's stereotype role with the ghuetto blaster, and the tacky 'romantic' scenes and writing intermingled with imminent danger, I didn't know whether I wanted to poke my eyes out or vomit. Egads.... Note to self: Do not listen to coworkers when they say to you... "What do you mean you haven't watched that movie?!? It's awesome!" They lie. Happy Tuesday! |
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11/6/2021 2:16 pm |
You seem adamant about that😁😁
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It could be cosy...we could ignore the movie😊
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Here's a scary thought...maybe they actually find the movie "Awesome"  amp;
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11/5/2021 5:49 pm |
Here's a scary thought...maybe they actually find the movie "Awesome" amp; "Where words fail, music speaks." Hans Christian Anderson
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11/5/2021 4:47 am |
It could be cosy...we could ignore the movie😊
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Ive got 2 tickets to the sequel...back row seats...interested😊
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Are you asking yourself if your coworkers actually like you? Or..., maybe they were just playing a mean joke om you.
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11/1/2021 4:40 pm |
Ive got 2 tickets to the sequel...back row seats...interested😊
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10/20/2021 1:33 pm |
horrible movie
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I've seen 'Anaconda' but only once! I watched 'The Conjuring' last night but as I'd watched it before, it wasn't as scary as the first time. Horror movies never are! 
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no, secret_lade, anaconda is the movie you put on when you gotta clean around the house; it plays in the background and you listen for the cheesy dialog and lol. that movie was billed as a horror/thriller when really it should have been a horror/comedy like the betty white picture lake placid which also had "so many notable actors" chasing after a devouring reptilia too. not suggesting that you sit down for lake placid but if you ever need to clean the house, . ..
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You're the wise one!
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Given your review, I won't be watching Anaconda! 
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89 mins? I think I watched about 10 mins before I quit.
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Use butter next time. Sheesh! Oh and I love Anaconda because of its sheer stupidity. That and Deep Blue Sea are just unabashedly good Bad movies. And you forgot to mention Jon Voight's performance as the anti-Quint!! Lol
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no, secret_lade, anaconda is the movie you put on when you gotta clean around the house; it plays in the background and you listen for the cheesy dialog and lol. that movie was billed as a horror/thriller when really it should have been a horror/comedy like the betty white picture lake placid which also had "so many notable actors" chasing after a devouring reptilia too. not suggesting that you sit down for lake placid but if you ever need to clean the house, . ..
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Given your review, I won't be watching Anaconda!
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10/13/2021 4:14 am |
89 mins? I think I watched about 10 mins before I quit.
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Use butter next time. Sheesh! Oh and I love Anaconda because of its sheer stupidity. That and Deep Blue Sea are just unabashedly good Bad movies. And you forgot to mention Jon Voight's performance as the anti-Quint!! Lol My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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Gonna have to hide the Corn Cobs again...(Smiles)
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Ah yes....gotta love it when EVERYONE knows what movie you would enjoy watching! Yeah...I don't think so. I've had a few people tell me I HAVE to watch a particular movie. No, actually I DON'T! But now I may start telling them I will if they will shove a dried out corn cob up their ass if I do! Thanks for a new way to deter their attempts to pick my entertainment! 
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And I thought i was the only one that thought a bunch of these poor excuses for movies were way beyond terrible. Good actors does not make the movie good,
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You know the sad part is it must have made money since they made a sequel (Anacondas). Yeah never saw the sequel the first one was enough for me.
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As you know there is a lot of this junk being put on the market, all they want is for you to pay to se it once...Have a good day and sometimes you just can't un-see these things..
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Ha ha ha ha.... You might want to go easy on the corn cob. It's a pain in the ass. LOL
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