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Blogs > CynicusMaximus > Hooct Un Foniks Wurct For Me

The Fall of Man  

CynicusMaximus 52M
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3/12/2020 7:08 am
The Fall of Man

This electronic journal was written on the 12th day of March in the 2020th year from the calendar of man.

President Nero continues to play his violin while the country burns and his rabid fan base are still cheering for every note he plays.

Meanwhile, in the real world.. we have a brand new global pandemic . Our infrastructure has been cut off at the knees. The CDC has been dismantled and now we have a bunch of scientists that fear giving the bad news to a president that has no grasp of the information given to him aside from how it damages his platform going into an election.

I have watched enough science fiction<b> movies </font></b>and read the novels and I can recognize the signs of the end of man. I have seen Rise of the Planet of the Apes enough times to know that the signs are clearly on the wall, and I would like to take my opportunity here to swear my undying loyalty and allegiance to our new monkey overlords.

I just ask that my cage in the Hooman Zoo will be comfortable and just have an art table set up.

All Hail Our New Monkey Overlord, Bobo the Magnanimous.

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