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squirrels tryin to get that special nut  

swtswollenpickle 62M
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9/2/2013 6:07 am
squirrels tryin to get that special nut
well we've finally hit the big time! public sex! a taboo we once thought would always be shameful is now in full bloom. all you sexy lil squirrels pickin away at ur keyboard or mouse with one hand while the other hand is either pullin or pickin ur jack or your jill... it's cool, that's what they are their for. our built in "make ourselves feel good" application. something that cant be bottled, made in pill form, cant be snorted or smoked! ah ha! doctors and scientists around the globe have forever tried to duplicate the epic intensity of an orgasm. mmm there's nothing like it. it's something that cannot be duplicated, why? because we as human beings could not handle it. not to mention! just like all of our other vices that we go to great lengths to abuse the hell out of, alcohol, drugs, sex, money, power etc..if orgasms could be made to be ingested into our bodies at any givin second there would be no use for sex...and the human race would have no use for living...now the man upstairs whom I choose to call God, gave us this incredibly intense emotionally charged feeling of epic proportion and made sure it could not be copied or duplicated by scandalous doctors or scientists because every orgasm is different. some stronger than others, some orgasms just to get us through the day, others cause we really fuggin need it! all shapes and sizes...ahhh yes! just like nuts dropping to the ground and all the squirrels scurvy round collecting all their nuts. so feel free to pull, wank, whack, pump, pop, pick, diddle, fiddle or fingerfuck. go on all you feisty lil squirrels go get your nut on! that's what its their for. to make us feel good! and ladies cant have just one! very cool bb's.....

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