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Blogs > tallsassybbw58 > I Double Dare You Not To LOL

Sex Shop  

tallsassybbw58 65F
186 posts
7/4/2013 11:56 pm
Sex Shop

A man is walking in London, when it suddenly starts raining so he takes shelter in a<b> peek-a-boo </font></b>sex shop and pays $50 to get in. He’s then confronted by 3 doors.

They read “Blonde”, “Brunette” and “Black”. He chooses “Blonde”, only to be confronted by 3 more doors reading “Small Tits”, “Medium Tits” or “Big Tits”.

This time he chooses “Big Tits” only to be again confronted with 3 more doors reading “Small Cunt”, “Large Cunt”, “Wet Cunt”.

Somewhat excited now, he chooses “Wet Cunt”, pushes his way through the door, and finds himself back out in the rain.

rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
7/5/2013 10:59 am

 and he got screwed also
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orangekush1991 32M

7/5/2013 12:10 am

 That is super hilarious.


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