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Blogs > spiderj72 > Going to Hell for sure

Male sex toys  

spiderj72 51M
5951 posts
11/20/2012 4:34 am
Male sex toys

So i love the whole sex toy field. I really do. There is something way too fun about a whole line of products to enhance our most pleasurable act and make it even better. From the lubes to the blindfolds to the butt toys to the vibes i dig it all in general. However there seems to be a few select things for males and as a result i think that is where men get the stinky attitude toward toys.

Women have every shape size and color of fake dong to rotate thrust and vibe their way with. Shit toy makers are not even making them look like cocks anymore but instead making them look like works of abstract art. Poor men get stuck with things to clamp onto us or things for us to fuck. It really is an unequal equation.

I have a selection of rings and sleeves. Shit i have a sleeve that pretty much rings my wives chimes every time we use it. It doesn't do a whole lot for me outside of making my wife go crazy and that is the dilemma. Is that sleeve for me then or is it for her? I like the thickness that my cock gets when it has a ring on it but again is that for me or for her. It seems to be mainly for her.

So we get stuck with things to fuck really. This can be as simple as the little rubber<b> diaphragm </font></b>in a can and as complex as the real live dolls. But we are always stuck with one main pain in the ass and that is how do we clean our selves out of the object we just abused. It is not the sort of thing that you should have to take a garden hose to, or borrow the neighbours pressure washer.

As a confession here i junked my fleshlight. It was too awkward to use confidently and way too much involved in cleaning it. Yes it was very womanlike. However a woman can clean herself and i don't have to leave her sitting on a counter for three days to dry. Mens toys suck and that is the bottom line. I can get into the butt toys but that is another blog altogether. Men get aroused playing with the women in your life and their toys because ours are awful.

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
12/1/2012 4:15 am
    Quoting 14Valetta:
    I will offer myself as a live toy for you!!!! Nibble, touch, tug, play, push, pull, immerse yourself!! Wow!!! A multi-functional toy is what I could be for you!!!
that is a hell of an offer.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
12/1/2012 4:16 am
    Quoting  :
hard to get a patent on women. i am sure that someone beat me to it by centuries.


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