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Blogs > regimental_kilt > Under The Kilt

Worlds largest vibrator?  

regimental_kilt 46M
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10/11/2005 5:17 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm
Worlds largest vibrator?

So work was extra boring today. I was handling overflow/special bins, which means I'm pretty much standing in one spot all night, next to a little table holding a tray for the overflow, which fills up really fast. I was drifting in and out of reality, half almost fantasizing, half paying attention. When I say almost fantasizing, it was just a melange of sensory impressions, nothing like a full blown fantasy with plot and so forth. And things felt nice. Too nice. At which point I realize I'm rubbing up against the edge of the little table, which is right at crotch height, while moving mail into the bin. I'm a furniture dry humper. I'm afraid of what I'm going to do to the next ottoman I see.

So you're thinking "Where's the vibrator?". Well, right next to me. The one shelf/collector for mail is also at crotch level, so while I was leaning on a higher shelf, waiting for something interesting to happen near me so I could be less bored, my penis is pressed up against a vibrating shelf. On the zip sorter. Which is better than 50 feet long (25+ 2-foot-wide floor tiles worth of collectors. I counted. I get really bored.), not to mention really expensive. Something in the many tens of thousands of dollars at least. So I had myself a very large, very expensive piece of machinery giving me my jollies. Kinda nice. And neener neener neener - myvibrator is bigger than yours is.

In a related note, the quakertown farmers market has takeout<b> vibrators </font></b>from 'magic fingers' beds. If it wouldn't shake my car to pieces, it would be funny as hell to mount one in the middle of the rear passenger footwell, just so I could have a vibrating car. Maybe hook it up to a pager.

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