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Blogs > stilwantmore > "Sexy Swamp Lady"

'Cute' clean one liners!!!  

stilwantmore 78F
9355 posts
3/28/2011 10:01 am
'Cute' clean one liners!!!

Unknown:

At the cocktail party one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
finger. She replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong
man."

After a quarrel a wife, said to her husband, "You know,
I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied,
"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing, "You can have mine, buddy."

When a man steals your wife, there is not better
revenge than to let him keep her.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first
name was Always. Losing a wife can be hard. In my
case, it was almost impossible.

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have
whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law
gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then
says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me
half to death."

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive
way to get your laundry done free.

A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided
not to report it because the thief was spending less
then his wife did every month.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once.
stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
4/1/2011 1:58 am

 Glad you got a chuckle or two!!


rm_always_lily 72F
1012 posts
3/31/2011 5:34 pm

 Thanks for the laughs!


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
3/29/2011 9:26 am

 Some of them are rather cute.


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
3/28/2011 10:49 am

 They are cute
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