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Blogs > Gntillhom > La rubrique et de broc

10th VS – Which kind of a slut are you ? - Quelle espèce de salope es-tu ?  

Gntillhom 68M
3774 posts
7/25/2015 5:06 pm
10th VS – Which kind of a slut are you ? - Quelle espèce de salope es-tu ?

Le sujet du 10ème colloqque virtuel étant la salope, j'ai décidé
de moins m'emouscailler à faire dans le bilingue en déterrant
un post ancien adapté pour celles qui comprennent que pouic
à l'angliche. Ceux aussi, soyons pas chien. Post historique !
Il voit en effet apparaître ma collaboratrice (le plus souvent) imaginaire,
Gentillette. Allez-y en cliquant sur le lien suivant :
[post 3008058] (<----- clic !)
Gentillette se fera un plaisir d'apporter une réponse personnalisée à vos remarques.

As the topic of the tenth virtual symposium is 'on slut', I decided
to lighten the burden of a bilingual post in fishing an ad hoc old one
and send my french-only readers read it. Those of you who wants a french lesson
(arf!) can use the link above. Otherwise read my adaptation in english below.
This post is historical as in it appeared for the first time Gentillette,
one of my (nearly always) imaginary co-writer.

She has many specialities. Her best stays the way she blow me at command.
As a psychoblogist, she'll be the one who will answer to your comments
after you will have finished the following test.

Which kind of a slut are you ?


You're a slut. Don't say « no », the mere fact that you went on this perv site proves it.
With the positive meaning of a women delighted by immoral sex activities, of course,
not like in « my boss is a slut, he makes me suck him all the time but doesn't raise my wages ! »
It is then an insult, and the Rubrique et de broc never insults women.

But there is slut and slut. Just count the symbols of your answers in this test
and you (or your guy if that's him who forced you to answer the items)
will find which adjective fits you underneath.

1 – Your morning routine in the bathroom
A quick shower and let's go !
A long bath with essential oils.
Special make-up of the day.
Putting in the geisha balls.

2 – Your usual outfit
T-shirt and tennis shoes.
Jeans and low-necked top.
Miniskirt and stockings.
No undies.

3 – The movie you'd watch over and over
The whisperer
9 1/2 weeks
Basic instincts
That incredible video on your favorite porntube.

4 – On your nightstand
A book..
A perfumed candle..
Your mobile phone, just in case ...
A sextoy.


Olisbos made out of french cheese in Normandy


5 – The landscape of your dreams
Wild and grandiose.
A mirror on the ceiling/
A beach with a lot of muscled guys.
A backroom in a swingers club.

6 – You've been invited for a karaoke
You sing as loud as possible, out of tune and yay !
The audience falls under the charm of your magnificent voice.
You drag a stud at a nearby table for a duo.
Splendid occasion for a strip-tease !



7 – Good memories from your childhood
That shack in a tree you made with your pals.
When your body took shape thanks to dance lessons.
The school courtyard where you teased the boys.
The girls in the boarding school your were put in by your desperate mom and dad.

8 – Brought back from your last holidays
Pics of the most beautiful places you've seen.
Local perfume, spices ...
The bracelet the guide gave you.
A sexually transmitted disease.

9 – Which of these colors do you like best ?
beige
blue
red
flesh

10 – Words during love
Tender, whispered.
No speech needed ! Sighs and pantings.
Depends on who you're with.
Outragely rude, shouted !

11 – What about<b> sodomy </font></b>?
No way !!!
Nothing more than tongue and a finger.
With who knows the way to do it.
Always and two cocks at once are welcome !

12 – Your partner have blindfolded you. Your fantasy is you're with ...
Him.
George Clooney.
Rocco Siffredi.
Gentilhomme.


RESULTS


Maximum of ., you are slutty.

Anything unusual gives you a headache. Long prelimaries drive you asleep.
Down with frills, up with nature ! You enjoy a good fuck in woods or on a beach
but certainly not to be watched by wankers around. You may have fantasies,
but they'll just be quite innocent. You will even not try to realize them.
The good point with you : you'pay as much, if not more, attention
to the pleasure of your partners as to yours.

Maximum of ., you are a superslut.

Your main goal is being admired. Those to whom you concede your favors
ought to be bright in many ways including in bed or you'll despise them.
Your trump card is sensuality. You don't fuck, you sacrify to lust.
You're a woman that will never be forgotten.

Maximum of ., you are a naughty slut.

With you, pecker rhymes with laughter. Sex for you is source of endless joy.
If one proposes you a sexy game, you'll agree with enthusiasm.
You worship freedom and adventures. Your motto is carpe diem and what the heck !
Your best side is the way you adapt to whom you're with easily
as long as his only stiffness shows in his boxer short.

Maximum of ., you are a filthy slut.

There is something of a man within you : 95% per cent of the time,
sex is in your mind. The more you do it, the more you get greedy for it.
You do everything – or very near to everything. Who falls under your claws
finishes flattened, exhausted, sucked to the bones, dried, close to death
(except Gentilhomme but even him might finish softening a little bit).
Yet, past the ultimate groan and shudder, the man you fancied (not for long ...=
will be proud to have taken place in your huge collection.

A bit of everything, no clear maximum, you are a smoking hot slut.


You're choosy, your mood changes with events, sometimes a volcano
a banquise the next minute. You can be a slut in the bad meaning of the word.
In fact, you're just … a woman.


Gentillette
SlenderGal88 57F  
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10361 posts
7/25/2015 9:11 pm

 What a fun post !
"To Be Consumed" Blog : I want to be your drug of painful withdrawals.


Gntillhom 68M
5906 posts
7/26/2015 3:50 am

 Dear SlenderGal,
you did not tell us what was the result in your case, so I have asked my boss Gentillhomme if he had a hint about you.
After I gave him the usual head, he answered 'Yes ! She lies everywhere ... kind comments.
When writing, she says clearly what is or isn't her life. When it isn't, she blogs in a poetical and unique way."
With the help of this testimony and as a distinguished psychologist, I reckon you are a true slut.
Keep on being yourself.

Gentillette


humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
7/26/2015 4:38 am

 Je suis vraiment désolé il n'y a pas un équivalent masculin pour ce test ... salopes peuvent être des hommes, aussi!

Ce sont des choses drôles, bien illustré et ... votre homologue dégage un charme . Mais si vous allez à contester les visiteurs du blog pour vous dire quel genre de salope qu'ils sont, elle ne devrait pas offrir la même information?

Pour ce que ça vaut, je essayé de répondre aux questions, les changer si nécessaire à un point de vue masculin. Je devais abandonner -- Je l'ai trouvé nécessaire d'inventer mes propres réponses et les symboles!

Merci, encore une fois, pour rejoindre le colloque virtuel!

I am truly sorry there is not a male equivalent for this test... sluts can be men, too!

This is funny stuff, well illustrated... and your counterpart radiates charm. But if you are going to challenge blog visitors to tell you what sort of slut they are, shouldn't she offer the same information?

For what it's worth, I tried answering the questions, changing them as necessary to a masculine perspective. I had to give up -- I found it necessary to invent my own responses and symbols!

Thank you, again, for joining the virtual symposium!
Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic


Gntillhom 68M
5906 posts
7/26/2015 5:08 am
    Quoting humorlife:
    Je suis vraiment désolé il n'y a pas un équivalent masculin pour ce test ... salopes peuvent être des hommes, aussi!

    Ce sont des choses drôles, bien illustré et ... votre homologue dégage un charme . Mais si vous allez à contester les visiteurs du blog pour vous dire quel genre de salope qu'ils sont, elle ne devrait pas offrir la même information?

    Pour ce que ça vaut, je essayé de répondre aux questions, les changer si nécessaire à un point de vue masculin. Je devais abandonner -- Je l'ai trouvé nécessaire d'inventer mes propres réponses et les symboles!

    Merci, encore une fois, pour rejoindre le colloque virtuel!

    I am truly sorry there is not a male equivalent for this test... sluts can be men, too!

    This is funny stuff, well illustrated... and your counterpart radiates charm. But if you are going to challenge blog visitors to tell you what sort of slut they are, shouldn't she offer the same information?

    For what it's worth, I tried answering the questions, changing them as necessary to a masculine perspective. I had to give up -- I found it necessary to invent my own responses and symbols!

    Thank you, again, for joining the virtual symposium!
Dear Humorlife,
there is of course a male equivalent of slut, in the positive sense, what else ? Don Juan fits !
No need for you to answer the questions, I can tell with the way you called me you are a sweet Don Juan.
Asking me what sort of slut I am doesn't bother me, even if it's a little indiscreet until I whirl my tongue around your cock.
I am a polymorphous slut.

Kisses where you like it best.

Gentillette


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/26/2015 6:46 am

 A very entertaining read!
I'm always a good slut!


Gntillhom 68M
5906 posts
7/26/2015 8:21 am
    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    A very entertaining read!
    I'm always a good slut!
Dear Spunky,
over beeing a good one you're a nice slut since you spare me the trouble of finding the right adjective for your case.

Gentillette


KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
7/26/2015 10:25 am

 As a woman, female, lady, chick, I do not use the word slut as an insult.
It is often as a compliment (oh you slut, YOU!) with humor.
So, I say to you gentill homme,
Oh you slut, YOU!
Sluts unite,
Kk
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I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life,
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Gntillhom 68M
5906 posts
7/26/2015 10:54 am
    Quoting KItkat1415:
    As a woman, female, lady, chick, I do not use the word slut as an insult.
    It is often as a compliment (oh you slut, YOU!) with humor.
    So, I say to you gentill homme,
    Oh you slut, YOU!
    Sluts unite,
    Kk
Dear lady Kitkat your highness,
I'll faithfully report to the editor of the Rubrique your message. Hopefully he'll feel outraged
and jump on me for a deep anal sex, it's been a time he did not honor my butt, the slut, HIM !
About you, your remark makes me think that you belong to a too rare category of the syndicalist sluts.
♪We shall overcome♫

Gentillette


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
7/26/2015 7:06 pm

 I like this very much...and you used a Manara drawing! I love Milo Manara! And that one is one of my favorites!
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NaughtyInSO 113F
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7/26/2015 7:19 pm

 This is wonderful, fun and funny post!

I honestly counted symbols. Got confused. Went back to the top and counted again. It can not be! I'm not filthy!

Viva all sluts!
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missthee 58F  
4511 posts
7/27/2015 3:30 am

 No need to do the test, I just want those dildos!


Gntillhom 68M
5906 posts
7/27/2015 3:34 am
    Quoting kzoopair:
    I like this very much...and you used a Manara drawing! I love Milo Manara! And that one is one of my favorites!
Dear Kzoo,
I'm so delighted to have the task of anaysing a couple ! As a distinguished psychoblogist, it's a premiere !
Your remark leads me to think you enjoy the worship of women, as Manara is devoted to them.
Not that many know him oversea, bravo ! You both are tasteful sluts !
Specially Miz PD, of course, who I tenderly kiss and hug

Gentillette


Gntillhom 68M
5906 posts
7/27/2015 3:45 am
    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    This is wonderful, fun and funny post!

    I honestly counted symbols. Got confused. Went back to the top and counted again. It can not be! I'm not filthy!

    Viva all sluts!
Dear Naughtylin,
with such a name, you ought to be of the naughty sort one would think. Do not aspire to be filthy :
too much sex finishes by killing the joy of it, a lot is enough ! And since you got confused in this simple test,
I assume you are a messy slut.
Hurray for sluts around the world, yes !

Gentillette


Gntillhom 68M
5906 posts
7/27/2015 4:00 am
    Quoting joisygirl:
    All my answers leaned toward good girl, not a slut. Mostly anyway.

    Almost entirely a good girl.

    Did I pass the test? Will I get a good grade? What must I do to pass the test?

    Au revoir Gntillhom!
Dear Joissy,
I said it from the start as a distinguished psychoblogist, you can't have a profile on A2F and be a "good girl".
So you are a little slut. Don't worry, if you want to get higher, pick up a little of this weed you're fond of
and you'll be quickly smoking hot, it's just a matter of time ! From you to me, I started as a natural slut myself ...
then I met Gentilhomme ...

Gentillette


Gntillhom 68M
5906 posts
7/27/2015 4:44 am
    Quoting missthee:
    No need to do the test, I just want those dildos!
Dear Missthee,
a single answer makes the task hard for me to determine which kind of slut you are.
Your wish makes me guess you're a collector one. Sorry about that, though, shipping it to Greece is risky.
It smells awfully quickly, you may imagine, unless it's frozen (that's why it shines on the pic).
Don't you think too many pleagues already burden your country without adding an expensive (and stinking) importation ?
You'd better keep on classic toys.
What's more this one is handy to weigh witches !

Gentillette


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