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The Week's Highlights
The Week's Highlights Things I heard or said or didn't say, or wished I had said or didn't say: "Wow you are really extremely attractive." (To one of my 's new directors, who I met for the<b> first time </font></b>on Monday. I think my eyes may have said it, but I managed not to say it out loud. I think. It's hard to remember - she kept smiling and looking me straight in the eye. ) "What's that stag doing chasing those deer Uncle Dreamer?" (Heard said) "He's practising for the Deer Park Pole Vault." (Not said. MASSIVE eye-wateringly huge penis on the stag in the deer park. I mean really standing proud. Long. Looking recently used. Rutting season of course. Should have seen it coming. Glad we didn't, ha haa.) "Oh well don't bother even looking at me let alone saying thank you then." (To the person for whom I kindly stopped rather than nipping over quickly before they got to the pedestrian crossing.) And to the woman at the supermarket checkout: "Please don't pick your nose between each item when you are handling my shopping!" |
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Glitch Protection: Things I heard or said or didn't say, or wished I had said or didn't say: "Wow you are really extremely attractive." (To one of my client's new directors, who I met for the first time on Monday. I think my eyes may have said it, but I managed not to say it out loud. I think. It's hard to remember - she kept smiling and looking me straight in the eye. ) "What's that stag doing chasing those deer Uncle Dreamer?" (Heard said) "He's practising for the Deer Park Pole Vault." (Not said. MASSIVE eye-wateringly huge penis on the stag in the deer park. I mean really standing proud. Long. Looking recently used. Rutting season of course. Should have seen it coming. Glad we didn't, ha haa.) "Oh well don't bother even looking at me let alone saying thank you then." (To the person for whom I kindly stopped rather than nipping over quickly before they got to the pedestrian crossing.) And to the woman at the supermarket checkout: "Please don't pick your nose between each item when you are handling my shopping!"
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England seems like a really, really gentile place - nose=picking aside. Thanks UncleDreamer.
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England seems like a really, really gentile place - nose=picking aside. Thanks UncleDreamer.
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Your post was amusing but have to admit I got more of a laugh from England being a gentile place. 😁 In college I dated a man whose last name was Gentile (Italian - and actually pronounced genteel). He said he was always mortified when at a restaurant and the host would yell “Gentile, table for two!” pronouncing it gentīle like a non Jewish person.
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I'm guessing you meant genteel, rather than Gentile?! And I'm not totally sure if you are being sarcastic there Hamon! I love England, and it has a lot of good points, but it is definitely not always genteel! But you make me think I should have been less quick to judge the person on the crossing and the check-out woman - perhaps I could have thought more gentle thoughts! LOL . . I guess both can apply, but yes, I meant genteel. And I can't even use the homophone excuse either. Oh well . . . No, the entitled pedestrian and grotty nose-picker deserved the full fusillade of your internal dialogue.
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Your post was amusing but have to admit I got more of a laugh from England being a gentile place. 😁 In college I dated a man whose last name was Gentile (Italian - and actually pronounced genteel). He said he was always mortified when at a restaurant and the host would yell “Gentile, table for two!” pronouncing it gentīle like a non Jewish person.
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LOL . . I guess both can apply, but yes, I meant genteel. And I can't even use the homophone excuse either. Oh well . . . No, the entitled pedestrian and grotty nose-picker deserved the full fusillade of your internal dialogue. Thanks also for the vote of confidence on my internal dialogue, I feel much better now, lol.
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