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Words for Women to Live By  

Tennbroad 70F  
795 posts
10/13/2009 1:16 am

Last Read:
10/16/2009 3:39 pm
Words for Women to Live By

Subject: Words for Women to Live By

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot
of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties
and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is
just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me
here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and
makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade
then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single
or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are
the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a
who thinks she's wrong.

'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them,
but you know they are always there' 'Remember yesterday, dream
about tomorrow, but live for today'.

rm_musealchemy 55F
1642 posts
10/13/2009 3:00 am

 Brilliant! Thanks for sharing and the giggle!


bicountry2003 69M

10/13/2009 3:57 pm

 Love it...Words to live by!!


Warwood575 66M
Ask me for a photo

10/13/2009 5:19 pm

 Heh Heh good ones...


Tennbroad 70F  
330 posts
10/14/2009 1:27 am

 Now you know why I hate Barbie...............grrrrrrrrrrrr

got you men locked up


1eroticman57 75M
36 posts
10/16/2009 10:16 am

 I don't know why they put in 14, I never have trouble with my tires haha!


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