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Saggy ass sad girl shorts - now in stock  

40Deuce 46M
4632 posts
9/7/2015 4:46 pm

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Saggy ass sad girl shorts - now in stock

(warning , contains Emo Joe rant)

I learned two things this weekend .

One - its apparently pretty hard to keep a vibrator in your pussy while you're laughing . I guess it makes sense ? You contract or expand or whatever you do with your<b> diaphragm </font></b>to make noise right ? And all that stuff is kind of connected right ? Clearly my mastery of anatomy is masterful .

I wonder what the most popular color of vibrator is . You see a lot of purple ones . What you don't usually see is flesh colored ones . Because really , penises aren't very attractive . Generally speaking . You see a pretty cock ever now and then but generally they're just angry looking and weird .

Two - I guess I don't have a small penis . I was rubbing my junk on a lady and she says to me she says "I don't know why you think you have a small penis , its solidly average ." At the time I had no answer for why I thought I had a small penis but after thinking about it its because any time before I've made oblique reference to my penis maybe being small to those who would have first hand experience here are the responses I've gotten ;

"Size doesn't matter ."

"I can work with it ."

"It feels good to me ."

Which all sound like variations of "yes you have a small wang small-wang man" .



The Yin and Yang of our world today is reflected in the relationship between the Joker and Batman . It is also a reflection of the constant internal struggle within ourselves . Batman is the good guy right ? Maybe . He's an authoritative fascist - he believes that people need to be terrified and controlled into being good . And maybe he's right . In Batman's world no one's parents would be gunned down in front of them on the way to see the Mask of Zorro . BUT part of the reason would be because you'd go to the movie when you were told to go , and you'd take the route you were told to take , and instead of the Mask of Zorro you'd see whatever movie was playing when they told you to go . The Joker on the other hand - what is he ? A nihilist ? An anarchist ? He's the logical response to Batman . In a Bat-world where violence is the tool of order , what choice is left but anarchy ? The presence of injustice means that there is no justice . If innocence can be destroyed there is no innocence . So your life , all life , is a joke .

The Joker is not a physical challenge , he's a philosophical challenge . If Batman needs to exist what's the point of it all ? What do our social norms mean ? The Batman can never defeat the Joker because the conflict between the need for security and the desire for freedom isn't one that can be resolved - its a balancing act . How much order can we stand ? And how much risk are we willing to take ? Each of us has to decide .

If I've learned one thing its that if you spend enough time with a lady eventually you'll hear about the time or times she was attacked by a dude . Its one of those things you try not to think about , buts its there . Most of them fought off the attack (or claim they did) but also most of them didn't report anything . It makes me wonder , do most women get attacked at some time or another ? Sure seems like it . Makes you wonder what kind of world we live in . And if all these women are being attacked who's doing the attacking ? Are some bad seeds attacking a whole bunch of women ? Seems doubtful , even if ever violent criminal was attacking 100 women that still means there's millions of them out there . Seems far more likely that a significant minority of dudes at some point just give attacking a lady a spin - kick the old tires and see how they like it - which is fucking terrifying . How many dudes do I know who've attacked a woman ?

They , you know "they" have been lying to you , man. There ain't no such thing as a hero . Not anymore . But you , you , and you , and you , you have become addicted to the illusion of what a hero is . You have become addicted to the illusion of what a hero does for you . You think you need someone to pat you on the back . You think you need someone to tuck you in bed at night , kiss you on the cheek and tell you that everything is all right . But everything , everything , everything , EVERYTHING IS NOT ALL RIGHT ! What if I was to tell you that the man who made you is a liar ? What if I was to tell you that your own flesh and blood turned his back on you ? I would never turn my back on you .

There are several different types of men in this world . There are men who dream and never make it off their couch . There are men who dream and fail . And then there are men who dream and change the landscape of this world . What about you , man ? That's what I want to know . Aren't you tired of feeling unwanted ? Aren't you tired of feeling like an outcast and being stepped upon ? Well then today is your day . Today is the day that hell froze. Today is the day that pigs fly . Today , you look at fear right in the eye and say'Mr. Fear , you sir , you are a liar '. They say that patience is a virtue . But in my estimation , it's a lost art . People want everything now , now , now and they want more , and more , and more of it . They don't realize that beyond their precious city walls there is another world and it's full of animals just like yours : and in that world , when one of my animals is sick or hurt we don't let them fumble around in agony . We put 'em down .

Everything you think you know about your own lives , is all based upon lies . Men , you wake up every morning , you go to work , you break your backs just trying to earn a little bit of cash so that you can buy yourself those fancy suits , so that you can buy yourself those sports car and impress the women . And now women , you wake up every morning, you look at yourself in the mirror , and you coat make up all over your beautiful faces because you didn't even realize that you are just wearing the mask that society demands you to wear . It's a bottomless pit of lies . They plaster your hopes and dreams up on a billboard . And who is the man that is on that billboard ? Well he's the man that hides behind the plastic smile . He's the man that plays the role of hero better than anyone else . He's the man that tells you everything you think you need to hear and I think to myself , oh , what a wonderful world .

The world is bleeding from the inside out . It lives and breathes , and just like everything else it craves change . The problem is it becomes far too easy to be enamored with the gardens and to turn a blind eye to the landfills . You can't just whisper in peoples ears anymore and to expect them to understand you , to believe in you . You have to pry their eyes open and force them to watch .

Society as a whole has become this vile and putrid thing . You do as your told , so says the man . You see what they want you to see and you feel whatever it is they want you to feel but I am different . Where you see a blank canvas , I see a beautiful painting . And where you hear silence , I hear symphony .

On the other side though I saw a pretty great concert this weekend . So its probably all okay .


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superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
9/7/2015 7:50 pm

I'm 60 years old and I've never been attacked. Does that mean it's still in my future? Or am I the exception that tumbles the entire House of Cards?

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 9/8/2015 5:25 pm:
The latter I hope

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
9/8/2015 4:28 am

Yeah, I would say the guy who attacked me was in the "maybe I'll give it a spin" category. Who knows, maybe he even got the idea because I treated him like he was behaving suspiciously. And yeah, I was a dumbass and didn't call to report it until the following morning. I think it's something about when you're all freaked out you can't quite deal with the thought of dealing with someone ELSE in your space, even a cop.


40Deuce replies on 9/8/2015 5:26 pm:
Reporting it all seems to be a rarity , kudos

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