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Its easier to ask forgiveness than permission
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Its easier to ask forgiveness than permission People say that sometimes . It makes me want to hit them in the belly and groin with a morning star . Here's another way to say that same thing ; "I'm going to fuck you over , even though I know its wrong , because hey fuck you buddy ." Maybe there should be another fuck in there , I'm not sure . I'm not a fuck specialist . Or so my girlfriend said ! BURN So its a new year , and I'd like to think things are looking up for me , 40deuce . But the fact remains that people are still the same , and I think I have something to encapsulate the entire human experience right here . With all the things we have to helplessly wait for in our daily lives - traffic lights , customer service , the so called female orgasm , old people in line - it's nice to know there are some things we have some control over , like closing the elevator door faster with the handy "door close" button . Unfortunately this is a lie from the Man to appease the you , the filthy masses . In most cases , elevator "door close" buttons do nothing . According to 47-year elevator maintenance veteran John Menville , the "door close" button is just there to give people the illusion of control . It's a release valve so that after you have to wait for a million stupid things during the course of the morning , this isn't the straw that breaks the camel's back and causes you to go postal on the elevator and maybe break something . Because elevators are expensive bro . Crosswalk buttons are the same deal , at least at timed traffic lights like the ones in busy downtown areas . The light was going to change every two minutes anyway , and you pushing the button doesn't hurry it along any faster , although it does stop you from spazzing out about how long it's going to take . "I've given the order" you think to yourself boobily . "My will is being carried out as we speak ." The world is full of people pushing buttons that do nothing , and feeling very satisfied about it . I think that sums things up pretty nicely . In other news I re-took the purity test for the first time since I joined this site several decades ago . I'm much less pure now . Thank you Gay Threesome Dating ? Also for the record it freaks me out when the ladyfolk say stuff like "we need to get your purity score down" . I guess most guys would find that erotic . Anyway , I found a lot of the questions to be semi-disturbing (actually I find almost everything in life semi-disturbing , maybe I need to lighten up a little). Aside from the 20 different questions about doing illegal stuff , these in particular caught my attention . (arranged, had) an abortion used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance had sex with an unconscious person First of all who would even answer those questions truthfully if the answer was yes ? Secondly the implication on such a test on a site like this is that the less pure you are the better , so in theory the perfect person is someone who answers yes to all these questions . So I guess if you're a convict who's used heroin and poured booze into someone until they passed out and then you had sex with them (also called<b> </font></b>sometimes) and they got pregnant and then you arranged for them to have an abortion you're golden . I do need to lighten up I guess . [image] Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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So true about the purity test - there are a lot of fairly disturbing scenarios on that thing. I don't think I'd want mine to be any lower. And agreed on what kind of fool answers in the affirmative...I guess the kind of guys who are featured on the "Nice Guys of OK Cupid" page. Q: A friend is drunk and you know under normal circumstances she would never have casual sex, but she seems up for it. What do you do? A: Take advantage of the situation. I guess they must think that women don't actually take the trouble to read their answers? 2 points for honesty, is all I can say.   
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I've never bothered to take the purity test. Is it possible to get negative scores? One night when I was on my way to work, this car tailgated me for mile after mile and wouldn't back off and wouldn't go around me. At one point a skunk ran out from the ditch and I swerved and managed to straddle it. This might make me seem like a mean heartless person, but at least I admit it. I straddled the skunk, the guy behind me had no warning and even if he straddled it the skunk would have been spraying by the time he went over it. I had no skunk smell on my pickup, he backed waaay the Hell off and stopped tailgating me. Thank you Mr Skunk, I hope you didn't get squashed, but I'm glad you ran out when you did. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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