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I want your sympathy - NOW I got some really horrible news Sunday night and its kind of fucking with my head right now . I thought about blogging about it a couple times , but no one wants to hear about my dumb life and the bottom line is I just want people to feel sorry for me . So you know , do that . And if you condolences take the form of a lap dance I'm okay with that . Local music song of the day - IRA GRACE AND THE BIBLE BELT PROPHETS "HOME" I used to watch David Letterman all the time (Jay Leno blows) apparently he's kind of a sleazebag but I guess I kind of always knew that . Anyway one time Dustin Hoffman was on and he told the story about the first time he had sex . Which was essentially he was at a party and his brother put the moves on this girl and told her to wait in the bedroom for him with the lights off . Then he told Dustin to go in and have sex with her , which he did . He mentioned that later she found out they pulled the old switcheroo on her and she was super pissed . So basically Rainman someone I guess ? And then told the story on TV and everyone laughed . Which is a bit odd . This weekend I was ditching several tons of old comics from my personal collection (don't worry I still have 19 tons of excess inventory from when my shop went belly up anyone need 22 copies of Dazzler #33 ?) when I came across an issue of Spiderman that was made in conjunction with Planned Parenthood . Which in retrospect makes sense that Spidey would be telling to wear condoms because Mary Jane died because of all the radioactive spunk he was shooting into her sniz (for real) . Sidenote when I mentioned that to someone they asked ; "So was is mouth cancer ? Or butt cancer ?" Which is kind of funny . Anyway , at the end they had<b> sex tips </font></b>- two of which where ; "Masturbation won't make you insane" "Being attracted to someone who's of the same sex doesn't mean you're homosexual" First of all , I bet masturbation could absolutely make you go insane . You can't tell me that if you jacked it every 7 minutes that something in your brain wouldn't break . But I guess if you did that maybe you'd already be insane . Its kind of a chicken and egg situation . The second thing seems awfully progressive for a comic from the 70's . That was back in the days of the Comic Code , I'm surprised they were even allowed to print the word homosexual . Also if you're attracted to people of the same same that is a pretty good indication that you ARE a homosexual right ? I'm not sure what point they're trying to get across there . Hopefully that its okay to be attracted to whomever . Anyway , I guess that's it . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I have plenty of sympathy for you. I was one of those unfortunates who went insane after jacking every 7 minutes for years. And my grip strength and endurance is phenomenal, but only for my right arm. I'm probably confused about this so I'll just ramble nonsense at you. I think there was a single issue of one of the Archie series that didn't carry the seal of the Comics Code. I forget what the taboo topic was, but the publisher felt strongly enough to drop the seal. Or I could have been jacking off to internet porn while listening to Stan Lee on the History channel, and thinking about a threeway with Betty and Veronica. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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I do miss you , when I heard you were bailing to blog elsewhere I cried and masturbated for days - obviously the second F part of the BFF thing didn't mean so much to you . I thought about following you to wherever but that seems like a whole thing you know ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I have plenty of sympathy for you. I was one of those unfortunates who went insane after jacking every 7 minutes for years. And my grip strength and endurance is phenomenal, but only for my right arm. I'm probably confused about this so I'll just ramble nonsense at you. I think there was a single issue of one of the Archie series that didn't carry the seal of the Comics Code. I forget what the taboo topic was, but the publisher felt strongly enough to drop the seal. Or I could have been jacking off to internet porn while listening to Stan Lee on the History channel, and thinking about a threeway with Betty and Veronica. Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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That must've been it. "because I was high" Me not the song. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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Hm, after Buni's response I'm thinking maybe this is just a ploy for naked pictures? Regardless, symps! (I just made that up - it's like a hug, only giving sympathy. If it goes viral, I want credit). Silly comic, they should have just said, "Don't worry, being attracted to someone of the same sex just means you're bisexual. To a greater or lesser extent. It's complicated." Leave the kids confused for life!   
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Hm, after Buni's response I'm thinking maybe this is just a ploy for naked pictures? Regardless, symps! (I just made that up - it's like a hug, only giving sympathy. If it goes viral, I want credit). Silly comic, they should have just said, "Don't worry, being attracted to someone of the same sex just means you're bisexual. To a greater or lesser extent. It's complicated." Leave the kids confused for life! Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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